Shit Howdy!

When I arrived Vicki had just been dealing with all kinds of shit, literally. Not only was Lulu, her 12 year old dog (super sweet pooch) having a bad spell of puking and pooping going on, but the building was having some plumbing issues as well. Apparently the slumlord for her building is too cheap to repair the plumbing so Vicki is left to hold the shitbag every time the pipe backs up and leaches waste right across the walkway on her side of the building. Nasty. The lame-o tells her to deal with the plumber since she knows them. Um, she knows them because they have been out so many times in all the years she has lived there, dumb ass! I thought my landlords were bad, and they are but that is ridiculous. Vicki needed a break so we went to Swingers for lunch before she had to meet her best friend the plumber.